On the Midwest Battle Royale tournament page, Former Michigan State beater William Hack recently proclaimed that he had been playing quidditch longer than he really had.
“That moment when Krystina Marrie and myself are the longest-tenured quidditch players at this tournament,” Hack said. “We were playing quidditch before y’all even learned what a quaffle was.
Fellow midwest player Daniel Shapiro then chimed in, asking if Hack had played since 2009.
Hack, not having been on Emerson, LSU, or Middlebury stated that he had not played since 2009.
Shapiro learned what a quaffle was in 2009 after reading “Quidditch craze hits colleges” “Quidditch craze hits colleges” by ESPN’s Page 2.
This thus debunked Hack’s claim that he had been playing since before others learned what a quaffle was.