With the hyped-up Fiorentino’s Bowl approaching, the level of drama is also approaching new heights.
A member of the “New TPTB” team who wished to remain anonymous told ESPNNewYork.com that Tim Small gives the team the best chance to win at the quarterback position.
“I just think that, when you look at everything, Tim should be our QB. I know Blair has a foot injury and that’s why he’s our QB, but if he’s really hurt, he shouldn’t be playing at all,” he said.
The source also added: “I’m the best WR on the field! Hey, do you know where Lu is right now?”
Blair was unavailable to comment as he was working his personal trainer job most of the day, but he tweeted the following: “Imma just come out n say it — if some1 has a problem w/me being QB just say it 2 mah face!!!! #haterz”
Blair’s teammates were reached out to for comment. Steve Saperstein, a teammate of Tim and Blair’s, was too distraught from the results of the presidential election, as well as having to learn the names of several doormen over the past week due to Superstorm Sandy.
The 5th Annual Fiorentino’s Bowl will be played on Saturday, November 10th, at Marine Park, and will feature offensive lineman for the first time. Dinner will be held at Fiorentino’s, and will be fucking delicious.