There seems to be an answer to Lamar Odom’s lack of “performance” over the last couple of seasons. In an interview with GQ magazine, Kim Kardashian stated that Lamar Odom is “Underwhelming in bed” and “Lamar refuses to pee on me anymore before sex”.
Afterwards, Ms. Kardashian admitted to finding playgirl magazines and pictures of Delonte West banging Lebron’s mom under their bed. Lebron’s mother’s parts were whited out and Delonte’s penis was highlighted with pink and blue marker.
Unfortunately, unless this issue can be resolves soon, we can expect Lamar to live in the past, namely his days with the Lakers, when he would watch Steve Blake and Ron Artest take showers.