The Associated press confirms that the recent 7 game series between the Washington Wizards and Memphis Grizzlies yielded the lowest rated finals in league history. Throughout the 7 game series both the Wizards and Grizzlies struggled to sellout their respective venues. The Wizards were able to come close to capacity promising a capitals game for free right after the match unfortunately the fans realized that Ted Leonsis obese morbid ass had lied to them. Unfortunately for the rest of the country they missed the greatest game winning shot in game 7 in recent memory has Rudy Gay facialized Trevor Ariza with his giant black balls for the go-ahead score.