Adam Shefter has reported that Kurt Warner has been signed by the Buffalo Bills and is expected to start at quarterback immediately. Further details have not been provided at this time, but the Bills have called a press conference for 4:30pm EST. Bills WR Steve Johnson has told John Clayton that he looks forward to working with his new teammate because “Warner can not possibly be worse than Ryan Fitzpatrick.” Long time Bills Fan Ryan Perna was asked for comment regarding the move, and replied “nobody, and I mean nobody, signs washed-up bums, like the Buffalo Bills. Reports are that several, life-size, Kurt Warner pin-ups have been plastered backwards on the walls of the tortured Tarnowski family household. When asked why, the youngest Tarnowski son explained “because backwards is how he plays the game.”