The Golden State Warriors have a promotion going this year as you know. They Guarantee that one of your scrub players can drop 25 on them. Just ask some of there satisfied customers.
Shannon Brown: It just feels great to play the Warriors. I mean Im a guy that averages like 5 points a game but thanks to the Warriors I can drop 27 and feel like an actual NBA player.
Sasha Pavlovic: Man it just felt great, especially because im white. Im a white NBA player and I scored 17 in a game vs a real actual NBA team. I mean my mom doesn’t believe me neither does my dad but this is still a great accomplishment to me.
Mickael Pietrus: God playing the Warriors is like having sex with Jessica Alba. You will score a lot. Trust me I scored.
Brian Cardinal: I scored 2 points vs the Warriors. Im fat, Im white and Im single. This is the accomplishment of a life time: THANK YOU GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS.
DeShawn Stevenson: Man oh man I love the Warriors. Tonight I had a season high 1 point vs them. Man I was excited when I made that sexy ass free throw. I actually got to wave my hand in the air like a douche bag. Thank you golden state Warriors. I no longer have to youtube my high school career to remember what myself making a shot looks like.
Louis Amundson: I frolic around like a little girl wearing a pony tail during an NBA game and I scored 8 points vs this team! *queer girl giggle*
Steve Novak: I scored 3 points against this team. However scoring is not normal for me. So I was scared to shoot again because I didn’t want to lose playing time. Thank you Golden State warriors.
Has your teams local scrub played the Warriors? Be apart of the promotion now!