Date archive: November 2012

Breaking News: Mayor Bloomberg confirms school will be closed Nov.8-Nov.21

In what is described as a disaster, Bloomberg decides school will be closed for the next two weeks. “My kid is terrified by what’s coming next, she kept saying sandy is coming ...

Breaking News: Mayor Bloomberg confirms school is closed from Nov.8-Nov.21

In what is described as a disaster, Bloomberg decides school will be closed for the next two weeks. “My kid is terrified by what’s coming next, she kept saying sandy is coming ...

Stoudemire Fights Fire Escape

How ya doin ovuh dere

Elijah Hasnain is a loser says Michael Jordan

“He’s a loser.. that is all ” says Michael Jordan in disgust as he see’s him walking around.”He’s a pathetic 1st grader who only wants to play games, this generation is going ...

Lakers get Bosh

The Los Angeles Lakers, in a stunning move, traded Pau Gasol and Darius Morris for Chris Bosh of the Miami Heat.

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JAM3 BREAKS INTO SPORTS

The music you hear before and after a commercial break, during an NBA game, just got a little grimier. “We’re excited about the opportunity”, says Manny D (co-owner of JAM3 Productions, along ...

First Bukharian Player Joins NBA

The first Bukharian player to be on an NBA team has finally arrived. Johnny Takadishov has been signed by the Brooklyn Nets, filling their last roster spot. When asked about how he ...

Marc Gasol out indefinately after tea time incident

It appears NBA superstar Marc Gasol will miss the rest of the 2012-2013 NBA season due to an odd neurological disorder which has developed rendering him motionless. Poison has not been ruled ...

Tupac is Alive!

He has come from hiding after 16 years of his phony death…

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