Raptors trade Calderon, Ross, Ed Davis for Rudy Gay

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The Toronto Raptors trade Calderon, Ross, Ed Davis for Rudy Gay

Bryant Admits Lebron Bribed Him to State that He’s a Better Player

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After the pancake incident, Lebron James has never been the same.

Wednesday evening, he paid NBA legend Kobe Bryant to state that Lebron is a better player. This came to be quite confusing for many people as Lebron has stated on numerous occasions that Kobe is the better player.

Hillis Retires to Join CIA

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Peyton Hillis, running back for the Kansas City Chiefs, has officially retired from the National Football League to become a CIA agent.

Melo’ Injures Groin at Strip Club

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Knicks star Carmelo Anthony was involved in a late-night strip club melee on Tuesday evening on the West Side of Manhattan, which resulted in a pulled groin, witnesses say, when he tried to “dropkick” a patron who was taunting him.

The patron in question, whose name wasn’t released, was said to have called Anthony “pudgy” and a “softy” who “doesn’t play hard”.

“Big’em Titties”, the gentleman’s club where the ruckus occurred, did not make any employees available for questions by the media, nor has the NYPD made any press releases regarding the situation, although they are “looking into it”, as alluded to by Sargeant Patrick Bateman of the 16th precinct.

The Knicks have not yet responded in full to inquiries made about the occurrence, or about Anthony’s ill-timed injury, although owner James Dolan did mention that ‘Melo is “recovering” at New York Presbyterian Hospital and will hopefully be back by January if all tests indicate he can play without pain.

Melo’ Injures Groin at Strip Club

November 7, 2012   ·   No Comments   ·   By

Knicks star Carmelo Anthony was involved in a late-night strip club melee on Tuesday evening on the West Side of Manhattan, which resulted in a pulled groin, witnesses say, when he tried to “dropkick” a patron who was taunting him.

The patron in question, whose name wasn’t released, was said to have called Anthony “pudgy” and a “softy” who “doesn’t play hard”.

“Big’em Titties”, the gentleman’s club where the ruckus occurred, did not make any employees available for questions by the media, nor has the NYPD made any press releases regarding the situation, although they are “looking into it”, as alluded to by Sargeant Patrick Bateman of the 16th precinct.

The Knicks have not yet responded in full to inquiries made about the occurrence, or about Anthony’s ill-timed injury, although owner James Dolan did mention that ‘Melo is “recovering” at New York Presbyterian Hospital and will hopefully be back by January if all tests indicate he can play without pain.

is dorrick rase ded?!?!?

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after the fatal playoff game back in spring, rase was qiestioned his toughness after the gaem, we haven’t seen rase play yet, multiple sources believe he may be ded.

LeBron James Retires

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Press Conference later today

Gregg Popovich: “Mexican culture will always be a Spurs tradition”

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Gregg Popovich has never been a big fan of speaking with reporters during games, and that clearly is not going to change in his 17th season as head coach of the San Antonio Spurs. On Wednesday night, TNT’s David Aldridge caught up with Popovich just before the fourth quarter of the Spurs game against the Oklahoma City Thunder. Per usual, Pop was in no mood to talk.

Aldridge asked Popovich if he was happy with his team’s shot selection in the third quarter, and things got awkward in a hurry.

“Happy?” Pop responded. “Happy?’ Happy is not a word that we think about in the game. You gotta think of something different. Happy, I don’t know how to judge happy. We’re in the middle of a contest. Nobody’s happy.”

As Ball Don’t Lie pointed out, the Spurs had just given up a 15-5 Thunder run to close out the third quarter and turned what was once a 61-51 San Antonio lead into a 66-66 tie. Popovich was likely in a better mood after Tony Parker hit a game-winning jumper, but there was nothing Aldridge could have asked that wouldn’t have annoyed him. His wife may not like the way he treats sideline reporters, but you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Kardashian Unsatisfied with Sex Life

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There seems to be an answer to Lamar Odom’s lack of “performance” over the last couple of seasons. In an interview with GQ magazine, Kim Kardashian stated that Lamar Odom is “Underwhelming in bed” and “Lamar refuses to pee on me anymore before sex”.

Afterwards, Ms. Kardashian admitted to finding playgirl magazines and pictures of Delonte West banging Lebron’s mom under their bed. Lebron’s mother’s parts were whited out and Delonte’s penis was highlighted with pink and blue marker.

Unfortunately, unless this issue can be resolves soon, we can expect Lamar to live in the past, namely his days with the Lakers, when he would watch Steve Blake and Ron Artest take showers.

Dwight Howard announces he’s sign with the Rockets after season

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Dwight Howard announced on Wednesday that he plans on signing with the Harden led Rockets after the season.

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