Hergenrider To Make Pacer’s Roster

May 26, 2015   ·   No Comments   ·   By

Due to the lack of productivity by Pacer big man Roy Hibbert, Indiana board has
decided to give former Savage star Lawrence Hergenrider a spot on their roster.
Hergenrider (6’2″ 210lbs) has been a wrecking ball the city league team in Miles City Montana.
He will look to prosper as a Pacer, signing a one year-two million dollar deal.

Dodgers Trade OF Andre Ethier and Others To Baltimore For Manny Machado and Food

January 5, 2015   ·   No Comments   ·   By

The Los Angeles Dodgers have traded Andre Ethier and Juan Uribe for All-Star Manny Machado and a year supply of O’s dogs.

THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE USING LASERS TO CREATE MUSIC

December 2, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

British electronic producer The Subliminal Message has successfully created an entire symphony with the use of primarily lasers and graviton emitters. At points during the process, a tesseract was created and dissected by a team of scientists.

Peterson Request for Reinstatement Granted

November 7, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

After many hours of deliberation, the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has granted Adrian Peterson reinstatement.

NCAA Investigates Texas Christian Football

October 26, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

Texas Tech Athletic Director has asked the NCAA to investigate Texas Christian’s Football Program. The Texas Tech AD was quoted as saying in the request that the TCU coach would drop his trousers during their offensive play and moon his team. They do not call him Pants for nothing he added. The TT AD also request and investigation into the possibility of performance enhancing drugs being used by the team. He noted he has never seen a frog that could leap like those suckers could when they played us.

Trevone Boykin Sidelined against Mountaineers

October 26, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

Trevone Boykin’s simple limp to the sideline did not go unnoticed by Coach Gary Patterson Saturday. Upon the games completion Boykin went through an exam to determine his status for the week and was found to have sprained his MCL. Boykin who had lead TCU to contention for the Big 12 title will set out against the West Virginia Mountaineers this Saturday.
Expect to see in his place Grayson Muehlstein the 6-4 210 pound Freshman may get a trial by fire this weekend.
Stay tuned as this story develops further

Luck under investigation for deer incident; status vs. Cincinnati in doubt

October 16, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

Luck

3rd times a charm

October 7, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

The Detroit Lions signed NFL veteran, Morten Anderson to a veteran minimum contract. Anderson hasn’t played since Brett Favre’s first retirement.

BREAKING: Florida, Toronto, Edmonton Shock the NHL

October 2, 2014   ·   2 Comments   ·   By

In a shocking move, the Toronto Maple Leafs have reportedly traded two young talents; Bernier and JVR will be finding new homes. The two players both had stellar 2013-2014 seasons and were expected to be major pieces in Toronto’s future. The 3-team deal will send both players packing with the expectation that Roberto Luongo will be making a return to Canada. The other team remains anonymous. More details to follow.

UPDATE:

New details have come forward in this deal that will shake up the entire league. Toronto will receive Luongo and a 2016 first round pick from Edmonton. Flordia will be getting a lot more firepower with Edmonton sending Taylor Hall. Edmonton is receiving JVR from Toronto as well as a conditional first rounder from Florida.

A deal like this will change the power structure in the NHL. Toronto has picked up a consistent star goaltender and the potential to get another high draft pick with Edmonton’s recent struggles. Florida comes out the best and with there cap room they will be able to offer Taylor Hall a max extension at the end of the season when he becomes eligible. Edmonton continues to rebuild and will have a tough year once again, but with JVR locked up long term they have a good position to build.

-Pierre LeBrun ESPN

In Toronto Nobody is safe

October 2, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By

In a shocking twist, the Toronto Maple Leafs have reportedly traded two young talents; Bernier and JVR will be finding new homes. The two players both had stellar 2013-2014 seasons and were expected to be major pieces in Toronto’s future. The 3-team deal will send both players packing with the expectation that Roberto Luongo will be making a return to Canada. The other team remains anonymous. More details to follow.

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