Derrick Rose Injury Update: Bulls Star Tears ACL Again Considers Retirement

June 5, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

CHICAGO — Chicago Bulls guard Derrick Rose suffered a torn ACL in his left knee again during practice and will miss the entire next season, the team announced Saturday.

Team medical personnel immediately rushed out and tended to Rose for several minutes as he was writhing in pain near the baseline before helping him to the locker room. Rose was taken to the hospital, where MRI results confirmed the Bulls’ worst fears

“It’s tough,” Carlos Boozer said. “It seems like he just can’t catch a break. … I just feel for him, man. He really can’t catch a break.”

“With the first ACL, okay I wasn’t taking care of my body like I was supposed to, so of course I could blame that on not taking care of my body,” Rose said. “But this one… come one man. Then for it to happen again, with me just turning to run back up the court, there is nothing to say about it, nothing to do about it.”

Andre Johnson Traded to the Oakland Raiders

May 20, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

The Houston Texans have just made a trade with the Oakland Raiders for Andre Johnson.

The trade includes a 3rd round pick in the 2016 season and future considerations for a 1st round pick in 2017.

Andre Johnson’s impatience and disappointment with the failed quarterback roster moves in the offseason has led to the Houston Texans to force their hand and initiate a trade.

Johnson had an outburst at a recent interview a week ago about his uncertainty with remaining as a Texan.

The Houston Texans attempted to reason with the future Hall of Fame Wide Receiver, but they were unable to reach an agreement.


May 1, 2014   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

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Man Utd Sack David Moyes

October 26, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

Following Manchester United’s unimpressive 3-2 victory against Stoke City this afternoon, Manchester United has issued a shocking statement to depart ways with David Moyes, who was appointed as Manchester United manager following the departure of Sir Alex Ferguson this summer.

Rumours are circulating Manchester regarding the return of Sir Alex Ferguson, who has been the most successful Manchester United manager to date.

More to follow.

Torrey Smith Traded to Eagles

September 25, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

Baltimore Ravens fans are in immense shock after hearing the news about their star wide receiver, Torrey Smith, being traded to the Philadelphia Eagles. ESPN NFL analyst Adam Schefter reports that the Ravens dealt Smith for a 5th and 6th round draft pick in the 2019 NFL Draft. Torrey Smith held a press conference immediately after the news broke. He said that “Ezra just fooled his sister Abby so badly. She is so gullible, I bet she was freaking out!”

Torrey Smith traded to Eagles for 1st round pick and Desean Jackson

September 25, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

News about a recent trade has caused much uproar within the Raven community. Football star Torey Smith has just been traded to the eagles for Desean Jackson and a 1st round pick in the next draft. Nothing else is known about the trade, but the ESPN team is investigating. More info will be available later.

URGENT: Bears announce running back “committee” (Forte/Bush) going forward

September 10, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

In a striking move out of Chicago, Mark Trestman announced in a press conference this afternoon that starting TB Matt Forte would share time going forward with Michael Bush. The move marks the latest team to adding to the Running Back by Committee trend joining 12 other NFL teams.

Though insiders and analysts believe the move only serves to lengthen the careers of it’s brightest stars; fans often feel otherwise and the ramifications of this shake up are sure to reverberate throughout the league.

Asked for a comment at Bears practice today, Matt Forte agreed the move was probably better for the team. “I’m just one man, just one man. As a Bear, I support the decisions of Coach Trestman.

More news to come. Stay tuned for updates throughout the day.

Barca To Sign Arsenal Stopper Szczesny For £65millions

September 5, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

2013 La Liga champions FC Barcelona is set to sign Arsenal’s Polish goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny (23) for £65millions. Club’s manager Gerardo Martino is reported to be in Warsaw, Poland to complete the signing.

Martino said “Yes, we are here for the Szczesny deal, but I watched Poland Nationals’ training session last 2 days. And I’m very impressed by Lewandowski as well. We’re going to make an offer Lewandowski while signing Szczesny. Hoping to return home with 2 great Polish talents.” Meanwhile Szczesny’s rejecting to make comments, the transfer news have made it to headlines on Spanish media.


August 2, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

The Los Angeles Lakers have agreed in principal to acquire Kevin Love and Russel Westbrook sources tell ESPN.Here is a breakdown of the trade

Will Hack Lies About Veteran Presence

July 11, 2013   ·   No Comments   ·   By BSPN Fan

On the Midwest Battle Royale tournament page, Former Michigan State beater William Hack recently proclaimed that he had been playing quidditch longer than he really had.

“That moment when Krystina Marrie and myself are the longest-tenured quidditch players at this tournament,” Hack said. “We were playing quidditch before y’all even learned what a quaffle was.

Fellow midwest player Daniel Shapiro then chimed in, asking if Hack had played since 2009.

Hack, not having been on Emerson, LSU, or Middlebury stated that he had not played since 2009.

Shapiro learned what a quaffle was in 2009 after reading “Quidditch craze hits colleges” “Quidditch craze hits colleges” by ESPN’s Page 2.

This thus debunked Hack’s claim that he had been playing since before others learned what a quaffle was.